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Michael Phelps’ 10 Most Fearsome Competitors
Photo: jonnypage The most dominant merman in Olympics history returns this summer to defend his gold medals in full low-definition YouTube-streaming glory before riding away in the sunset and never...
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‘In a Few Years, They’ll Die': N.C. Pastor Wants Gays Isolated Behind...
Because calling for the slow death of gays and lesbians is so very Christian … It’s easy to see why North Carolina passed Amendment One, which bans same-sex marriage. That’s Pastor Charles L. Worley, a...
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This 33-Year-Old Dude Has 30 Kids By 11 Different Baby Mamas
Apparently Desmond Hatchett has never heard of this thing called condoms. The 33-year-old Tennessee man has 30 kids from 11 different women. Bonus: “I had four kids in the same year. Twice.” Double...
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Give the New York Times a Pulitzer for This Magnificent Theater Correction
Leave it to the always-accountable New York Times to issue a correction that reeks of such high-minded prose it could legitimately win an award for best short story writing. Check out Tuesday’s...
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Bill Murray Takes You on a Hilarious Guided Tour of ‘Moonrise Kingdom’
Very few things, people or places are universally loved in the Internet Era. There’s always hate somewhere, lurking. Bill Murray may be the only exception to this rule. The man is a benign demigod....
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If Song Titles Were Internet Headlines
The Internet is your one-stop shop for endless lists, advice columns, rebuttals, explainers, cat videos and assorted linkbait. Each post comes complete with over-simplified headlines, perfectly crafted...
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Policing for Profit: Why Extortion Is Legal and Encouraged in Tennessee
If you’re thinking of carrying cash through Tennessee, don’t. A New Jersey man pulled over for speeding in Monterey was asked to hand over a sum of cash he was carrying — a total of $22,000. Now,...
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Corn Flakes Inventor John Kellogg Wanted to Sew Your Foreskin With Silver Wire
He also pumped gallons of yogurt into his patients’ anuses. We know John Harvey Kellogg as the founder of the Kellogg’s cereal company and the inventor of corn flakes. However, around the turn of the...
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Why Are We Praising Anderson Cooper for Kicking ‘Human Barbie’ Off His Show?
Anderson Cooper can add many positive press clippings to his sticker-covered Trapper Keeper today. The silver fox has received nothing but glowing praise for calling the self-proclaimed Human Barbie...
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Bill Clinton Poses With Porn Stars
If you’re one of the 82,000 red-blooded humans that follow @brooklynleexxx on Twitter, you surely noticed this pic come through your feed on Wednesday night: Something tells us Bill Clinton’s gonna get...
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Marvel Turns Partially Deaf 4-Year-Old Into Hearing-Aid-Equipped Superhero
Four-year-old comic book fan Anthony Smith in New Hampshire was born with a condition that left him missing one ear and partially deaf in the other. Hearing aids helped him communicate — until he told...
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Why I Don’t Care About This Topless Woman Fighting for Her Right to Bare Breasts
(photo via EV Grieve) For the past few weeks a woman named Moira Johnston has been walking around the New York City fighting for her right, and every woman in New York state’s right, to bare bear...
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Unknown Jeff Barth Makes Best Campaign Ad of 2012 Cycle
South Dakota only has one congressional seat. Jeff Barth wants it. Ultimately Barth’s goal is to unseat freshman Republican Kristi Noem. But first he has to run through his Democratic primary opponent,...
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#TBT: 3 Years Ago, Mubarak Stepped Down, and We Cast the Hollywood Film
On February 11, 2011, Hosni Mubarak officially resigned as the leader of Egypt. Immediately, we cast the blockbuster Hollywood film.
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On 25th Anniversary, Another Incredible Angle of Tiananmen ‘Tank Man’
Look at the man standing straight up, rigid. See what’s headed his way? In just a few moments, a confrontation would change history.
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